Thursday, September 3, 2009

Great. Put the Jello Wrestling Next Door And Call It a Buffet.

In Lancashire, England, the Rose 'n' Bowl pub has hosted the World Gravy Wrestling Championships. 440 gallons of expired gravy was used in the competition, won by Joel Hicks. The competition was done for charity to support a local hospital, and not, as one might assume, in an effort to raise awareness of the continued travesty of English people boiling meat.

I a related story, a poll taken by the dark forces of the universe now place Lancashire as the most popular location to begin the zombie apocalypse.

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