Oh, And The Memories.

Tomorrow, I will be enjoying an obscene amount of food with my family, and I think it's only fitting to take a moment here to list some of the things I am thankful for this Thanksgiving:

• Enjoying an obscene amount of food with my family


• No zombie apocalypse - yet (stay on guard, people)


• I still haven't had a disease named after me


• My entire family remains both healthy and stunningly attractive


• Three kind of pie on one table, or as I like to call it, the pie-fecta


• A promising new Star Trek franchise, which recently came out on Blu-Ray which I'm sure someone will get me for Christmas (subtle, no?)


• Facebook allowing me to keep track of old friends


• Fart jokes (and by association, Wondermark)


• I have a job and it doesn't involve wearing a tie, getting shot at, or handling anyone's bodily fluids


• The weirdness that is Halforums, and our fearless leader Dave


• I've never been the subject of a conversation that started with "Jesus, what's that smell?"


• Sweet, delicious, life-giving coffee remains the universally free beverage


• Tofurkey - no, two Tofurkeys



• Portable electronics that allow me to play video games while I'm waiting to vote


• Monkeys


• An amazing wife who is beautiful, smart, funny, and completely disinterested in the Twilight franchise (And yet can appreciate Buffy the Vampire Slayer - truly, I am blessed)

I'm sure there's lots more, but I've got food to fantasize about. Happy Thanksgiving, folks!