Super Friends...With Benefits

Ladies, I know you've all faced that moment when you first saw him. You were at a mall, a party or your college campus, just minding your own business, and then there he was. You were fascinated. You were entranced. Only one thought kept playing through your head.

"Wow, check out the guy in the superhero t-shirt."

Oh sure, it's easy to become all enamored with a fella donning a shirt declaring himself a standing member of the Justice League of America. Still, you might want to take a moment before declaring yourself a super fan. After all, there was a decision made when he made that purchase. So, just what does that decision mean about what kind of man he is...when it counts?

The Green Lantern
Incredible will power correlates to incredible lasting power. Be wary though - complete lack of fear combined with active imagination may lead to many awkward suggestions. Boundary setting is a must.

The Aquaman
Eager to please, but will overcompensate due to an inferiority complex. Best asset is lack of aversion to sleeping in a wet spot.

The Flash
Guess.

The Wonder Woman
Trust me on this one - you're not his type.

The Robin
Powerful and confident, but lack of experience is a sure thing. Expect to give a lot of instructions and do a lot of "rescuing" of your own.

The Superman
Rest assured, those who associate themselves with the big, blue boy scout will take care of things. That Kansan farm boy treatment, however, will have a distinctly vanilla flavor. Boredom may well ensue.

The Batman
Will never fail to get the job done, frequently amazing with his knowledge and ability. Willing to involve toys and gadgets when necessary. Don't be surprised by the lack of emotional connection though, and don't even think about cuddling afterwards. The Batman does not cuddle.

Know your heroes, girls - the night you save might be your own.