POS TOS

Inspired by the recent brouhaha over an update to Facebook's Terms Of Service (TOS), I felt I should probably update the DLOG terms of service as well. I'm sure a lot of you probably weren't even aware that we had a TOS, but it's pretty standard for most websites these days. As such, the following are the new terms of service for readers of Dangerously Low On Grog, which you agree to simply by logging on:


All content contained herein is the sole property of Dangerously Low On Grog (DLOG) and it's author. No part of anything found on this site can be reproduced, in whole or in part, without written permission from the author. Exceptions will be made for those who feel the need to quote the site when explaining the supreme awesomeness that is DLOG, but only because I understand that there are those who will scoff in disbelief when you simply try to describe said awesomeness. I assure you that these scoffers will be dealt with swiftly when I have accomplished my goal of world domination.

Readers may comment on content here at DLOG in the comments area supplied. These comments need not be limited to praise for the author. It should be noted that the author reserved the right to hunt down those that use the comments area to post criticism of the author, his ideas or his work and hit them with a cheese of the author's choosing. The cheese will be selected based on the degree of offense, starting with a nice muenster for minor infractions and escalating all the way up to this stuff for major offenses, such as defending parachute pants or quoting Ann Coulter. Commenters give up their right to retaliation for this cheese smacking, instead agreeing to respond "That was gouda. May I have another?".

Finally, by reading DLOG, you also agree to the following: allowing the author to crash on your couch/spare bed if he's in town, buying the author drinks on occasions when drinks may be purchased, complimenting anyone wearing a sweater vest on said sweater vest (lord knows I love a good sweater vest), consistently being forthright and owning up to any silent but deadly action when directly confronted on such action (if not directly confronted, you may allow the blame to lie with whatever unfortunate individual is accused), and trying your best to be excellent to each other.


There. I think that should hold up in court nicely.